I fucking told you assholes, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you wanted to live that fucking life.
Reblogging solely for the comment above
I knew it.
still pronouncing it gif.
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cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
unfollowed
blocked
reported
Arrested
beheaded
burned at the stake
ashes scattered to the wind
Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough
????? jeus fuckign christ
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Gay rights activists: known universally for their awesome signs
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And there you have it
OH YES.
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summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
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WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time.
Sometimes I think about this post and just start crying laughing. I can’t even tell anyone about it without falling to pieces.
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Tony and his only friend, Dummy =(