greeleys:

epitomeofloyalty:

And there you have it

OH YES.

(Source: catpissneverclean)

(Source: tchallainthebathtub)

prodigium:

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time. 

Sometimes I think about this post and just start crying laughing. I can’t even tell anyone about it without falling to pieces.

(Source: boypart)

reducto1:

Tony and his only friend, Dummy =(

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

proper-superhero-shit:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kat8brains:

fastestcatalive:

Punisher & Captain America: Blood and Glory #3

…Frank, what are you offering to do

…Frank, did you hit your head.

Also your giant crush is showing.

Punisher: LET ME BIND YOUR TESTICLES CAP

FOR REASONS

me hanging out with Cap